This kid cares about my weight more than I do and tries to give me diet advice. Instead of getting offended, I decided to make unhealthy statements about my weight and then judge the length of our relationship on the response. I know that’s really bitchy, but I needed to know if it mattered what size I was…clearly it does.
Me: I have a strong feeling that if I were to lose 150lbs, I’d be very beautiful…Not to sound like a narcissist.
B: 150??? If you lose that much there wouldn’t be anything left! lol How much do you weigh cutie?
Me: I would be 109 then
B: Mmmm you’re right, that would look beyond words sexy ;)
Me: Pretty sure that’s underweight for my height.
B: I wanna see you again soon ;)
"If the definition of beautiful gets any thinner, no one will fit."